Founder: The Milk Master
Co-Leader: Milk Minded
Followers: Milk Members
Milk Defence League
The Milk Defence League is a pact that should be acknowledged by all Milk Members.
This pact is put in place so that if any Milk Member is threatened or attacked online, other fellow Milk Members will join in to defend and attack.
This fact will ensure members don't feel vulnerable under circumstances of conflict, especially if members are being attacked as a result of being a Milk Member.
Unity is a key, and will be reinforced throughout your time with this cult.
Also members of the cult will require to have this website in their bio and a hint in their name such as adding "Milk", adding a milk emoji or using other creative hints to hint back to the cult.
~ The Milk Master & Milk Minded
How this movement came about
A simple, everyday man was fishing one sunny Saturday. All the fish broke free from his bait, and even ended up breaking his rod. Frustrated he decided to return home. He stumbles upon a strange container. Held within was a majestic glass of milk. Though the container appeared to be as ancient as time itself, the milk and its glass remained pure, untouched from dirt or disease. This man felt an urge to drink this milk, and upon sipping from this glass his mind was filled with knowledge of a higher power. Around him all time stood still and a soothing, calming voice with no mouth in sight to make it spoke to him “Hello child, from this day forth you shall be the milk master, it is through you that my existence shall be made known. Gather a collective of the faithful, and spread the truth of life to all”. With his mission known, he tried to collect the faithful but it seemed a great struggle. That was until a wise man appeared in the corner of his eye. This man who shall later be known as milk minded, was sad and mistrusting of the world, wishing he would someday learn the truth behind it all. The milk master approached with an air of kindness and optimism that he could cheer this man up. They spoke for a while and with every story brought hope and new outlooks on the world around him. Finally, the last tale had been told, and with this newfound sense of wonder the man asked a question. “Please sir, if you will have me, it would bring me honour to aid in your holy quest” the milk master smiled and from that day, the milk minded was born and the milk cult was formed.
The Milk God communicates to The Milk Master, and occasionally to Milk Minded and instructs Milk Members to follow his orders and believe in him or as a result of their action they will suffer consequences. Good followers will go to paradise. Paradise is definitely not a place for criminals and non-believers.
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